Thursday, August 20, 2009

Jokes to share

Wow it has been sometimes since i last blogged. Omg. Hehe. I find it hard to find things to blog about ma. hehe sorry readers out there. HAha...Samething happened today also nth to blog about. Found some funny joke lai share wth u guys. Lai here is how it goes:

What men do after sex?

2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.


GES OF VAGINA :

16 TO 19 BRAND NEW
.

20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR

46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION

56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK

61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!


Why is your penis better than a credit card?

(a) Once spent it recharges itself.

(b) It is accepted worldwide.

(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants
.


LITTLE GIRL : Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM : You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL : No it's salty!!!


A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.


A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?

MAN
: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.

omen top 5 lies: from the whitest down

5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.

2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!


A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.

What is the closest thing to a woman's period?

Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!



Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'.



Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?

Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY'.


What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?

Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the
PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.

MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say 'DON'T'. And if he touches your pussy say STOP!

GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!'

GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES

9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!

7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT

5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE

3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???

2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!

Find this jokes about sex is funny and yet interesting . Sharing it wth my dear readers out there. Enjoy~! So long for nw~ Muakz~ stay tuned~ till next time.~
Hope i will blog soon hehe



Saturday, August 8, 2009

PS3

Lately ive been so interested in ps3 that i feel so so so damn like buying 1 and play it on a dell 24" lcd wth HDMI output Hehe. Here are some of the research ive done about it.

Confirmed: what we know
Specs: The PlayStation 3 will be the first commercial device powered by the ballyhooed Cell processor, a 3.2GHz chip that Sony developed with help from IBM and Toshiba. But it's not the Cell's clock speed that has Kutaragi billing his console as an "entertainment supercomputer"--it's the chip's seven synergistic processing elements (SPEs), which work in parallel to churn out a staggering 218 gigaflops, or 218 billion floating point operations per second. In practice, that should make the PS3 especially adept at such processor-intensive activities as upconverting video and emulating past PlayStation games. Which leads us to...

Backward compatibility: This was one of the first PlayStation 3 features to be confirmed, when the ever-loquacious Ken Kutaragi promised it way back in 2003. So whether this is something that Sony planned all along or a feature it scrambled to implement once Kutaragi bragged about it, the result is the same: you'll be able to play your PlayStation and PlayStation 2 games, right out of the box, on the PlayStation 3. On the minus side, the PS3's backward compatibility will not extend to hardware, so you won't be able to access your saved games unless someone figures out a way to transfer data from a PS2 memory card to the PS3's Memory Stick Duo.

Graphics hardware: Remember how the Cell processor turns 218 billion flops? Well, the PlayStation 3's graphical processing unit (GPU) will crank out 1.8 trillion of them. Dubbed the RSX (short for reality synthesizer), this GPU has a 550MHz clock and pushes its billions of pixels through dual HDMI ports, which output a high-definition signal at up to 1080p. At E3, Jen-Hsun Huang from Nvidia--which designed the RSX for Sony--claimed that the RSX was as powerful as two Nvidia GeForce 6800 Ultra cards, which is perhaps one reason that speculation on the PS3's price tag has reached, at last count, the stratosphere.

Hard drive: One of the latest details to be confirmed for the PS3 was that the console's hard drive will be an optional accessory instead of an out-of-the-box feature; Ken Kutaragi cleverly spun the omission in Sony's favor by rationalizing that "no matter how much [space] we put in it, it won't be enough." When the hard drive does arrive, it'll carry a Linux-based operating system, which we imagine will coordinate the console's nongaming capabilities.

Blu-ray: Surprise! Sony's next-generation console will use the company's own Blu-ray discs to store high-definition content for games. That means PS3 owners will be getting a "free" Blu-ray player so that they can enjoy movies in full high-definition once they become available. The PS3 will also play standard CDs and DVDs, though it won't accept competing HD-DVD discs. While the Blu-ray format gives the PS3 a leg up on the Microsoft's Xbox 360 (which will store its games on standard DVDs), the future-friendly decision will be yet another excuse to drive up its price.

Peripherals: Like the Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Revolution, the PS3 supports multiple wireless controllers. Sony gets props for supporting up to seven simultaneous gamepads, as well as for using the Bluetooth wireless standard. By comparison, Microsoft's console supports only four controllers and uses proprietary wireless transmission, while Nintendo's controllers still lack a final design.

Friday, August 7, 2009

HK Triad Boss Dead

A senior triad was knocked down by a car and hacked to death by three men outside a five-star Hong Kong hotel, police say.

The 41-year-old was attacked outside the Shangri-La hotel in the Kowloon district of the city at 4am (0600 AEST) on Tuesday, a police spokesman said in a statement.

The victim, named in reports as senior triad boss Lee Tai-lung, was hit by the car as he stepped out of his silver Mercedes-Benz after parking it at the hotel, the South China Morning Post said on Wednesday.

"Another vehicle arrived, then several men got out of it and attacked the man with knives," chief inspector Glenn O'Neill of the anti-triad unit told the Post.

Both cars and the attackers fled the scene immediately and a police statement said two burnt-out cars which they believed to be linked to the attack were found a few hours later.

The victim suffered "serious chop wounds to his arms" and was certified dead two hours after the attack, the statement said.

An investigation is now being carried out by the police anti-triad unit, the statement said.

The Post said police were looking for at least five men in connection with the attack.

Lee was a senior member of the Sun Yee On triad group, who held an enforcer role within the group, various reports said, citing unnamed police sources.

About 40 men attended a ritual outside the hotel on Tuesday night, calling out "Come back dai lo (big brother)," the South China Morning Post reported. Triad members usually call their leader "dai lo".

Several triad gangs operate across Hong Kong and Macau and are widely involved in extortion, prostitution, drugs and copyright piracy.

Violence tends to be limited to Chinese areas away from expatriate and tourist areas.


Personally based on this case, i predit a dawn of a senior and Uprising of Junior in the particular Triad!

All Hail Triad!

I love Triad!


Wednesday, August 5, 2009

my horoscope analysis

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart Optimistic and honest.. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
Its so so damn me~! Hahaha
Frens of mine dont u think its talking bout me?

Sunday, August 2, 2009

男生有了女朋友后的20个惨状

一、没认识你之前我拿奖学金,认识你之后我差点补考。

二、我忍着让别人笑话的耻辱给你洗衣服。

三、一个苹果,都给你吃。两个苹果,我把大的给你吃。

四、同吃一条鱼,我让你吃鱼肉,我自己吃鱼头。

五、你这么难看,我还说你漂亮。我这么帅,你还说我难看。

六、出去玩都是我花钱,回来我只能吃萝卜(你省下钱当然可以自己吃鱼翅了)。

七、认识你之前我没交过女朋友。认识我之前你交了两个男朋友。

八、你生气时,我让你当出气筒。我生气时,我把自己当出气筒。

九、你想吻我的时候就可以吻我。我想吻你的时候还要经过你同意。

十、你经常打我,我从来没有打过你。

十一、有一次你问我如果你爱上别的男人了我会怎样,我说我要杀了那个男的。我又问你如果我爱上了别的女人了你会怎样,你说你要阉了我。

十二、我买了200块的衣服给你,骗你才50块。你买了30块的手表给我,骗我要300块。

十三、我把你的耳机用坏了,我买新的赔你。你把我的自行车丢了,连句对不起也没说。

十四、你生病一次,我要瘦两斤。我生病一次,你反而胖两斤(你来寝室陪我,吃光了我所有的零食。)

十五、我没嫌你矮,你却嫌我高。

十六、你来我家,我睡沙发。我去你家,还是我睡沙发。

十七、那次去看露天演唱会,你骑在我头上看得津津有味,我被你压在下面在人群中流泪。

十八、我家的狗生了,我把最好看的一条送给你。你却把你养得快要死掉的金鱼送给我,害我才养两天就得给它们送终。

十九、我给你洗了N次的袜子,从未给你丢过一只。你只在我生病的时候给我洗了两双袜子,就各丢一只。

二十、我陪你去买东西时我主动帮你提东西,你却从来没问过要不要帮我提东西。

A funny forwarded mail i received from a fren of mine i read it. and laughed like hell.. Hope that dun happen to me ~
Hahaha~!!!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Hi!

Yo boys and gals im lace and im back to blogging after leaving my blog unupdated for so long. Lols. will start by a forwarded msg that i received from a fren of mine at msn mail.
Here is how it goes:

出生一张纸,开始一辈子;
毕业一张纸,奋斗一辈子;
婚姻一张纸,折磨一辈子;
做官一张纸,斗争一辈子;
金钱一张纸,辛苦一辈子;
荣誉一张纸,虚名一辈子;
看病一张纸,痛苦一辈子;
悼词一张纸,了结一辈子;
淡化这些纸,明白一辈子;
忘了这些纸,快乐一辈子!

i think it is v real! Hahah... practice it! hahaha

Thursday, July 2, 2009

lace July Foot Step

14-7-2009
HcMc- Nha Trang

16-7-2009
Nha Trang-HcMc

18-7-2009
Hcmc-Kl Kl-Miri

29-7-2009
Miri-Kl

31
Kl-HcMc

Ah! Mj a little sharing bout him

Belated post of our PoP King Micheal jackson
Remember he was our idol when we were all small. Pocket dun have money but also go buy his cassette lols.
Now he is dead.
Wat i wan to say is ppl critisized him when he turn into white and ppl is nw sad when he is gone.
Lols funny ppl~!
Hahhaa

MJ our forever pop king
R.I.P

Happy 21th Bday Gal~!

Lols long time din blog jor. Dun have topic to blog a bout but then today is my gal de special day. Today is her 21th bday~ LOls become leng lui + mature lui jor~ HehE. Cant celeb wth her today. Anyway she is celebrating wth her boy. LOls Shud percious lor ...hahha kesian the boy. like bibbles the last dinner hehe...anyway enjoy sweet moment to the max. Gotta see u soon..heheheh.
Once again
Happy 21th bday!
All the best~!
Muakz~!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Call Me King! Call me Number 1

Y?
Cuz..
水瓶座 .
好奇第一名,好學第一名,創意第一名,另類第一名,創造力第一名。

Sunday, June 14, 2009

DVD PC Games For Sell

Game Title:
X Blades
Tom Clancy's H.A.W.K
Devil May Cry 4
Dynasty Warrior 6
Civilization 4
The SIMS 3
The Godfather 2
The last Remnant
FF7 avalance+FF8

p/s
single disc game =RM20
double disc game=RM40

lai lai support me a bit.

More Tittles to come stay tune!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Replying Chen's post

人生自古谁无情 yeah every1 got love
情到深处天地动 Even god cried when love reached the max
人间多少绝唱千古颂 dunno wat it means
莺莺张生红娘子 wish i could try
十娘怒沉百宝箱 it would be great for gals to do tat
若无真情无绝唱 Really bo?wat if dun have real love but still can create nice song?
情海无惊波涛凶 This is wat every1 wish for when it come to relationship
风流淹没红尘中 This is hard for a guy
大浪淘尽多少痴情种 totally agreed wth this
雷峰塔压白娘子 sounds so kelian
红楼梦中梦难醒
千古绝唱千古情
自古红颜多薄命 Yo...so kelian...
有情总被无情伤 yeah it is the truth though
孟姜女哭长城 charm charm charm
千古绝唱谁人听 i will listen
梁山伯祝英台 charming couple
千古绝唱唱到今 and the stories go on...Lazy to explain liaw...Hahah
孟姜女哭长城
千古绝唱谁人听
梁山伯祝英台
千古绝唱唱到今
孟姜女哭长城
千古绝唱谁人听
梁山伯祝英台
千古绝唱唱到今

情海无惊波涛凶
风流淹没红尘中
大浪淘尽多少痴情种
雷峰塔压白娘子
红楼梦中梦难醒
千古绝唱千古情
自古红颜多薄命
有情总被无情伤
孟姜女哭长城
千古绝唱谁人听
梁山伯祝英台
千古绝唱唱到今
孟姜女哭长城
千古绝唱谁人听
梁山伯祝英台
千古绝唱唱到今
孟姜女哭长城
千古绝唱谁人听
梁山伯祝英台
千古绝唱唱到今
孟姜女哭长城
千古绝唱谁人听
梁山伯祝英台
千古绝唱唱到今

Wishing Gal all the best in her studies in Aussie~!

Just received the news tat my dear gal has finally decided to go curtin perth liaw. Saw her pm Bought a one way ticket and there was no turning back? Lols...no need to have such harsh feeling la....lols ure going to a country which has better enviroment to study..Well y have harsh feeling? Its also an opportunity or a chance to experience life out of family. Well its a chance for u to learn independance but then not independant financially well its also a chance for u to grow. In my opinion 2 hands up for u to go oversea u will learn and grow faster. To share wth u as for me, in this half year i experience many things and grew and also thinked of many things tat were never thought of during my days wth families. It made me a better man. No worries go for it. Its a progress not an ending although if things worked out well there it might be a ending where u will end up staying there but then if its a progess y not? Go out see the world u will kno how small u are. If things aint happening as wat u thinked? Home is always there for u . Cheers!~ its just 2 year~ exclude the missing and home sick thingy life will be great for u ~Great enviroment great weather~ Hehe~~
Jia You~
Wishing all the best in the coming days and also ur studies~

But then another concern raised upon the news tat ure leaving which makes only the old parents at miri does tat mean sooner or later is my turn to go back? As im not feeling so good wth both kids not around them. Really need to consider on this.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

26/05/2009

Wat a relived today just received my recent medical check up and everything was ok.
It was kinda kinteo though going through all those test result.
In the situation after 22 years of living in this human life i think this was the 1st time i went to do a full medical check up. Medical check up is kinda fun! HaHa. Im still so needle paranoid like last time. Lols all my fellow frens should kno. Back in the secondary sch when we were give dunno wat injection lols my face turned white for instant when the nurse injected the fcuking needle into my body. ROFLMAO thinking bout this but then the same thing happened again this time when the medical practitioner pop the freaking needle into me.
But then it was kinda relif after looking through the report.
But then 1 thing tat was not expected and in fact we are tested for was HIV.
LoLs it was an excitement when u go through the report but then reading a negative test result under this aspect really is a relieve.
well at least im free from this untreatable STD at the moment.
Thanx god for keeping me healthy!
Other than this other aspect was normal :
BP is normal (given an unhealthy life and diet and im going through nw.)
Urine was clear. (Dun have unclear substance) HAhah.

To conclude: Medical check up is Fun!!

Monday, May 25, 2009

25/05/2009

Yo guys Im back long time din write jor im supposed now is the time for me to update some recently happenings of me
Mid year! Yeah~ Season end holiday is coming~
Going back to miri on 30-05-2009- 8-06-2009
and also 18-07-200 31-07-2009
Time to rest for a while

Beside tats whats happening?
Employee appraisal is coming up its a system for the company to rate u. So kinteo for me. As till today i think i have not contribute much to the company sigh~ Frens, Wish all the best for me pls.
Hope i get a passing mark for the appraisal. Omg... Scared

Lastly,
Work hard till 30 and im off to kelisak jaik's wedding. Looking forward to see Fei Hai which im gotta meet him and go down miri together wth him. And also wahwah and others in miri. Hehe.
And also my mate! Ah Duan~! Haha gotta sut 9 his ass jor~hehe Guys in miri~Be seated.
Once again wish lisak jaik Got a good china doll..Hiakz~!

All the best frens~
Cheers~!
XoXo
lace blogging half way work.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Introducing u guys a song tat i love at the moment~

Song of Bai Quan Nu Wang
如果我说 爱我没有如果
错过就过 你是不是会难过
若如果拿来当借口
那爱是不是有一点弱

如果我说 爱我没有如果
真的爱我就放手一搏
还想什么 还怕什么
快牵起我的手

有人说
世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死
而是我就站在你面前
你却不知道我爱你

我常说
如果人类连爱一个人都被自己绑住
那世界末日已来到
不需要等到地球毁灭掉的那天

如果我说 爱我没有如果
错过就过你是不是会难过
若如果拿来当借口
那爱是不是有一点弱

如果我说爱没有如果
真的爱我就放手一搏
还想什么 还怕什么
快牵起我的手

Friday, May 15, 2009

Quoted from Bai Quan Nu Wang

Gals tells lies to make others feel better While
Boys tells lies to make theirself feel better~

Nice Quote~!

Another Quote:
U see this line?
This is the line of our 8 years age diff,
Look carefully !
Im Crossing Over!

Lam dou sei ah`!@

Sunday, May 10, 2009

How many 10 years in human life?

After reading from jiun de blog, suddenly thinked of a quote from a HK series,yan sang yao gei do go 10 nin (Canton).
when we are kid, we thinked when are we gotta be old enough to do watever we like.
But then till we reach the age today,
dun say any1 but me, sometimes felt scared every time i wake up asking my self wat am i doin nw?
Will i regret?
Some more influenced by the nabei hk series How many 10 years in human life do we have? Sometimes really freaked me out~ Lols...
Had been doin lots of talking wth meng teng nw. As i said to meng teng. Lace is soon walking through a clearer path Inspired by Kenny machine Qiang~!
For nw I wish!
I wish God show my a path.
A path that i wont regret~
Oh god. Pls show me the way of dignity.
Critical thinking done through this 1/2 years although not to say 100% if self evaluation done. But certainly it means something.

Dear Jesus Christ:
Nw I Pray hard .
Pls show my path ahead
Im lost.
Im blind.
Standing on a crossroad. Waiting for ur guidance.
Light my a fire, nvm if the light is small as long as i can see my way..
In the name of the jesus christ i pray~
Amen~!

Happy Mother's Day

Dear Mommy,
This year unable to celeb this special day together wth u but still wish u a happy dearest mother's day. Wish u happy always . I think u shud have received the presie me and gal bought for u by nw. Once a again Happy Mother's Day.

P/S i think by next year i could celeb this special day together again.
As for this year, a little seperation brings more hapiness for the next reunion.
lace shall be back in the correct path..sooner or later or shud i say Will be after cny next year wont be later then mid year next year.~
Hehe
Ma Ma Wo ai ni~!
:)

XoXo
Depest wishes from lace and also wishes from gal and daddy.

Overheard

Girl: btw did i tell u my vibrator rosak
Guy Fren:: which one?
Girl: i only got one
Girl: :/
Guy Fren:: i tot hp one..
Girl: what the -_-

Lols Funny~!