Girls Say "Men Are Hard To Please"

Read this from a forwarded mail from my fren to me. This is how it goes:

Men are hard to please
The problem wth guys:
If u treat him nicely, he says u are in love wth him;
If u dont, he says ur proud.
If u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;
If u dont, he says u are from kampung.
If u argue wth him, he says u are stubborn;
If u keep quirt, he says u have no brains.
If u are smarter than him,he will lose face:
If he is smarter than u, he is great.
If u dun love him, he tries to possess u;
If u love him,he will try to leave u .
If u dont make love wth him,he says u dont love him,
If u do!! he says u are cheap
If u tell him your problem, he says ure troublesome.
If u dont he says u dont thrust him.
If u scold him, u are like a nanny to him.
If he scolds u,it is becouse he cared for u.
If u break ur promise, u cannot be thrusted.
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.
If u smokes, u are bad gal.
If he smokes, he is gentleman.
If u do well in ur exam, he says its luck
If he does well, its brain.
If u hurt him ure cruel,
if he hurts u, ure too sensitive.
So Hard to Please~!!!

XoXo luckily im not so hard to please~HeHe