Adriana Lima!

Brazilian Hot Victoria secret Model~! Arh~!
Sexy Devil Hot body Adriana Lima~!

Introducing my 2nd goddess of my life

Truly sexy

100% devil body
100% true woman

This is only the 2nd goddess of my life.
There is another which i put her to the list of my goddess since the early days.
For her u knoe who u are la.
Putting her in the 1st list makes her more sexy and interesting compared to adriana lima!
Dear dear if u see this post.
Hope u day day happy! Happy day day~
And u will be my dear dear always~!
Muakz!
Lurvies for u always dear dear~!

XoXo
Specially dedicated to my dear dear~Wth lurvies always~!

27/4/2009

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Before and after Marriage

1. 以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。
2. 當初會結婚，說是「看上眼」；後來會離婚，說是「看走眼」。
3. 婚前，愛情是「神話」；婚後，愛情是「笑話」。
4. 男人花錢，是為了讓女人「高興」；女人花錢，是因為男人讓她「不高興」。
5. 嫁入「豪門」，要懂得理財；嫁入「寒門」，要懂得生財。
6. 以前的人，視婚姻生活為「一輩子」；現代的人，視婚姻生活為「一陣子」。
7. 婚前，男人在「餐廳」等女人；婚後，女人在「客廳」等男人。
8. 婚前，男人經常找女人「討論」；婚後，男人只告訴女人「結論」。
9. 婚前，男人對她「悄悄」講話；婚後，男人對她「大聲」講話。
10. 戀愛時，「情話綿綿」；結婚後，「謊話連連」。
11. 戀愛時的男人，喜歡「毛手毛腳」；結婚後的男人，變成「沒手沒腳」。
12. 婚前，情侶做什麼都是「浪漫」；婚後，夫妻做什麼都是「浪費」。
13. 想結婚，是「自己」已能獨立；想離婚，是「子女」已獨立。
14. 婚前的男人，大都很「幽默」；婚後的男人，大都很「沉默」。
15. 女人的記性，吵架時「最好」；男人的耐性，結婚後「最差」。
16. 戀愛時，一見面就「親嘴」；結婚後，一見面就「鬥嘴」。
17. 婚前，男人常給女人「空白支票」；婚後，男人常給女人「空頭支票」。
18. 戀愛時，生活「妙不可言」；結婚後，日子「苦不堪言」。
19. 婚前，男人天天盯著女人；婚後，女人天天盯著男人。
20. 熱戀時，總相許下輩子「再結良緣」；結婚後，懷疑上輩子「造作孽緣」。
21. 大男人，會「作威作福」；好男人，會「作牛作馬」。
22. 婚前，「謊話」都是「情話」；婚後，「情話」都是「廢話」。
23. 婚前，「靠近」一點；婚後，「閃開」一點。
24. 婚前，「沒話找話說」；婚後，「有話也不說」。
25. 「成功」對男人的定義是指能「賺」很多的錢，對女人的定義是指能「花」很多的錢。
26. 男人有錢就變壞，女人變壞就有錢。
27. 男人沒有女人，「耳根清淨」；女人沒有男人，「家居乾淨」。
28. 男人 [入錯行],上班會很痛苦；女人「嫁錯郎」, 下班會很痛苦。
29. 好女人，養壞男人的胃口；壞女人，吊足男人的胃口。
30. 婚前，男人像「傳令兵」；婚後，男人像「指挥官」。

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45 min til off duty,
Blurr,
Hot,
lost,
1 week lose 20k
Haiz
Where is my luck?
Where are u ?
Pls come to me. Need to to achienve another high point for job satisfaction!!!!!
Pls come to me!!!!!
Luck!!!

12 Reasons To Have Sex

Heart

Men who have sex 3 to 6 times, or more a week can reduce their risk of heart attack by 50%! The same study by researchers at Queens University in Belfast also indicated that regular sex will halve the men's risk of suffering a stroke.

Weight Loss

Forget treadmill, take it to the bedroom as one 30 mins "love session" burns about 200 calories!

Sleep

Start off with a sensual massage and end in a high note in between the sheets. Your body will release sleep - inducing hormones called endorphins and you will be sleeping like a baby in no time. No more sleeping pills dependencies!

Immunity

Having sex even once or twice a week can boost your immune system up to 30%, according to a study conducted at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania. Sex life slows the aging process.

Healthy Teeth

Need a reason to swallow? How about better looking teeth? Semen contains zinc, calcium and other minerals that is essential to protect your pearly whites against tooth decay.

Regular Periods

Regular sex also translates to more regular menstrual cycle, according to endocrinologists at Columbia University & Stamford University.

Longer Sex Life

Use it or lose it. According to experts " The more you have sex, the more likely you'll be continue to produce testosterone, one of the primary hormones responsible for sexual desire."

Stress Relief

Apart from inducing relaxation, sex is a great way to release tension,. Results guaranteed.

Confidence

When things go well in bed and you're pleasing your partner, you feel more confident and powerful in other aspects of life as well. Feel the power!

Cancer prevention

Give him a helping hand. According to the Journal of the American Medical Association, the more he ejaculates the less likely he is to develop prostate cancer.

Happiness

Sex makes your happier than having money does, according to a recent study by the United States National Bureau of Economic Research. A marriage that included regular sex was figured to bring the same levels of happiness as earning an extra Rm100,000 annually.

Slow Aging.

Neurophysiologist David Weeks, M.D., of Scotland's Royal Edinburgh Hospital claims that having an active sex life slows the aging process.

Toddlers, please don't use this facts to debate against your parents about sex :)

Singaporeans: Please think about it. Make love.

PPL in the Republic of China : I know, 1 family 1 child. You still can use prevention stuff right :)

So Guys and girls out there given so many reasons to have sex~ LetS Rock & Roll!!!
Smockin!!!

Mathematics of Life

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Hands!

Fate is at left hand
Chance is at right hand
Working Hard using both hands.

~Sigh~Human Life~

Joy ren a lot

In this world joy ren a lot,
Hai shi ba ba ma ma zhui hao,
wo ai wo ba ba ma ma hai you ke ai xiao mei.
Hai you ai wo de jie~!Heheheh
Wo de sugar jie jie

XoXo zhen de shi hen duo joy ren ah~ahaha

Girls Say "Men Are Hard To Please"

Read this from a forwarded mail from my fren to me. This is how it goes:

Men are hard to please
The problem wth guys:
If u treat him nicely, he says u are in love wth him;
If u dont, he says ur proud.
If u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;
If u dont, he says u are from kampung.
If u argue wth him, he says u are stubborn;
If u keep quirt, he says u have no brains.
If u are smarter than him,he will lose face:
If he is smarter than u, he is great.
If u dun love him, he tries to possess u;
If u love him,he will try to leave u .
If u dont make love wth him,he says u dont love him,
If u do!! he says u are cheap
If u tell him your problem, he says ure troublesome.
If u dont he says u dont thrust him.
If u scold him, u are like a nanny to him.
If he scolds u,it is becouse he cared for u.
If u break ur promise, u cannot be thrusted.
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.
If u smokes, u are bad gal.
If he smokes, he is gentleman.
If u do well in ur exam, he says its luck
If he does well, its brain.
If u hurt him ure cruel,
if he hurts u, ure too sensitive.
So Hard to Please~!!!

XoXo luckily im not so hard to please~HeHe