Thursday, August 20, 2009
What men do after sex?
2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
GES OF VAGINA :
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!
Why is your penis better than a credit card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
LITTLE GIRL : Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM : You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL : No it's salty!!!
A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN : No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
omen top 5 lies: from the whitest down
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.
What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!
Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'.
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY'.
What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say 'DON'T'. And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!'
GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
Find this jokes about sex is funny and yet interesting . Sharing it wth my dear readers out there. Enjoy~! So long for nw~ Muakz~ stay tuned~ till next time.~
Hope i will blog soon hehe
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Confirmed: what we know
Specs: The PlayStation 3 will be the first commercial device powered by the ballyhooed Cell processor, a 3.2GHz chip that Sony developed with help from IBM and Toshiba. But it's not the Cell's clock speed that has Kutaragi billing his console as an "entertainment supercomputer"--it's the chip's seven synergistic processing elements (SPEs), which work in parallel to churn out a staggering 218 gigaflops, or 218 billion floating point operations per second. In practice, that should make the PS3 especially adept at such processor-intensive activities as upconverting video and emulating past PlayStation games. Which leads us to...
Backward compatibility: This was one of the first PlayStation 3 features to be confirmed, when the ever-loquacious Ken Kutaragi promised it way back in 2003. So whether this is something that Sony planned all along or a feature it scrambled to implement once Kutaragi bragged about it, the result is the same: you'll be able to play your PlayStation and PlayStation 2 games, right out of the box, on the PlayStation 3. On the minus side, the PS3's backward compatibility will not extend to hardware, so you won't be able to access your saved games unless someone figures out a way to transfer data from a PS2 memory card to the PS3's Memory Stick Duo.
Graphics hardware: Remember how the Cell processor turns 218 billion flops? Well, the PlayStation 3's graphical processing unit (GPU) will crank out 1.8 trillion of them. Dubbed the RSX (short for reality synthesizer), this GPU has a 550MHz clock and pushes its billions of pixels through dual HDMI ports, which output a high-definition signal at up to 1080p. At E3, Jen-Hsun Huang from Nvidia--which designed the RSX for Sony--claimed that the RSX was as powerful as two Nvidia GeForce 6800 Ultra cards, which is perhaps one reason that speculation on the PS3's price tag has reached, at last count, the stratosphere.
Hard drive: One of the latest details to be confirmed for the PS3 was that the console's hard drive will be an optional accessory instead of an out-of-the-box feature; Ken Kutaragi cleverly spun the omission in Sony's favor by rationalizing that "no matter how much [space] we put in it, it won't be enough." When the hard drive does arrive, it'll carry a Linux-based operating system, which we imagine will coordinate the console's nongaming capabilities.
Blu-ray: Surprise! Sony's next-generation console will use the company's own Blu-ray discs to store high-definition content for games. That means PS3 owners will be getting a "free" Blu-ray player so that they can enjoy movies in full high-definition once they become available. The PS3 will also play standard CDs and DVDs, though it won't accept competing HD-DVD discs. While the Blu-ray format gives the PS3 a leg up on the Microsoft's Xbox 360 (which will store its games on standard DVDs), the future-friendly decision will be yet another excuse to drive up its price.
Peripherals: Like the Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Revolution, the PS3 supports multiple wireless controllers. Sony gets props for supporting up to seven simultaneous gamepads, as well as for using the Bluetooth wireless standard. By comparison, Microsoft's console supports only four controllers and uses proprietary wireless transmission, while Nintendo's controllers still lack a final design.
Friday, August 7, 2009
A senior triad was knocked down by a car and hacked to death by three men outside a five-star Hong Kong hotel, police say.
The 41-year-old was attacked outside the Shangri-La hotel in the Kowloon district of the city at 4am (0600 AEST) on Tuesday, a police spokesman said in a statement.
The victim, named in reports as senior triad boss Lee Tai-lung, was hit by the car as he stepped out of his silver Mercedes-Benz after parking it at the hotel, the South China Morning Post said on Wednesday.
"Another vehicle arrived, then several men got out of it and attacked the man with knives," chief inspector Glenn O'Neill of the anti-triad unit told the Post.
Both cars and the attackers fled the scene immediately and a police statement said two burnt-out cars which they believed to be linked to the attack were found a few hours later.
The victim suffered "serious chop wounds to his arms" and was certified dead two hours after the attack, the statement said.
An investigation is now being carried out by the police anti-triad unit, the statement said.
The Post said police were looking for at least five men in connection with the attack.
Lee was a senior member of the Sun Yee On triad group, who held an enforcer role within the group, various reports said, citing unnamed police sources.
About 40 men attended a ritual outside the hotel on Tuesday night, calling out "Come back dai lo (big brother)," the South China Morning Post reported. Triad members usually call their leader "dai lo".
Several triad gangs operate across Hong Kong and Macau and are widely involved in extortion, prostitution, drugs and copyright piracy.
Violence tends to be limited to Chinese areas away from expatriate and tourist areas.
Personally based on this case, i predit a dawn of a senior and Uprising of Junior in the particular Triad!
All Hail Triad!
I love Triad!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Its so so damn me~! Hahaha
Frens of mine dont u think its talking bout me?
Sunday, August 2, 2009
A funny forwarded mail i received from a fren of mine i read it. and laughed like hell.. Hope that dun happen to me ~
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Here is how it goes:
i think it is v real! Hahah... practice it! hahaha