Wow it has been sometimes since i last blogged. Omg. Hehe. I find it hard to find things to blog about ma. hehe sorry readers out there. HAha...Samething happened today also nth to blog about. Found some funny joke lai share wth u guys. Lai here is how it goes:
What men do after sex?
2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
GES OF VAGINA :
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!
Why is your penis better than a credit card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
LITTLE GIRL : Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM : You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL : No it's salty!!!
A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN : No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
omen top 5 lies: from the whitest down
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.
What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!
Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'.
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY'.
What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say 'DON'T'. And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!'
GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
Find this jokes about sex is funny and yet interesting . Sharing it wth my dear readers out there. Enjoy~! So long for nw~ Muakz~ stay tuned~ till next time.~
Hope i will blog soon hehe
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
PS3
Lately ive been so interested in ps3 that i feel so so so damn like buying 1 and play it on a dell 24" lcd wth HDMI output Hehe. Here are some of the research ive done about it.
Confirmed: what we know
Specs: The PlayStation 3 will be the first commercial device powered by the ballyhooed Cell processor, a 3.2GHz chip that Sony developed with help from IBM and Toshiba. But it's not the Cell's clock speed that has Kutaragi billing his console as an "entertainment supercomputer"--it's the chip's seven synergistic processing elements (SPEs), which work in parallel to churn out a staggering 218 gigaflops, or 218 billion floating point operations per second. In practice, that should make the PS3 especially adept at such processor-intensive activities as upconverting video and emulating past PlayStation games. Which leads us to...
Backward compatibility: This was one of the first PlayStation 3 features to be confirmed, when the ever-loquacious Ken Kutaragi promised it way back in 2003. So whether this is something that Sony planned all along or a feature it scrambled to implement once Kutaragi bragged about it, the result is the same: you'll be able to play your PlayStation and PlayStation 2 games, right out of the box, on the PlayStation 3. On the minus side, the PS3's backward compatibility will not extend to hardware, so you won't be able to access your saved games unless someone figures out a way to transfer data from a PS2 memory card to the PS3's Memory Stick Duo.
Graphics hardware: Remember how the Cell processor turns 218 billion flops? Well, the PlayStation 3's graphical processing unit (GPU) will crank out 1.8 trillion of them. Dubbed the RSX (short for reality synthesizer), this GPU has a 550MHz clock and pushes its billions of pixels through dual HDMI ports, which output a high-definition signal at up to 1080p. At E3, Jen-Hsun Huang from Nvidia--which designed the RSX for Sony--claimed that the RSX was as powerful as two Nvidia GeForce 6800 Ultra cards, which is perhaps one reason that speculation on the PS3's price tag has reached, at last count, the stratosphere.
Hard drive: One of the latest details to be confirmed for the PS3 was that the console's hard drive will be an optional accessory instead of an out-of-the-box feature; Ken Kutaragi cleverly spun the omission in Sony's favor by rationalizing that "no matter how much [space] we put in it, it won't be enough." When the hard drive does arrive, it'll carry a Linux-based operating system, which we imagine will coordinate the console's nongaming capabilities.
Blu-ray: Surprise! Sony's next-generation console will use the company's own Blu-ray discs to store high-definition content for games. That means PS3 owners will be getting a "free" Blu-ray player so that they can enjoy movies in full high-definition once they become available. The PS3 will also play standard CDs and DVDs, though it won't accept competing HD-DVD discs. While the Blu-ray format gives the PS3 a leg up on the Microsoft's Xbox 360 (which will store its games on standard DVDs), the future-friendly decision will be yet another excuse to drive up its price.
Peripherals: Like the Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Revolution, the PS3 supports multiple wireless controllers. Sony gets props for supporting up to seven simultaneous gamepads, as well as for using the Bluetooth wireless standard. By comparison, Microsoft's console supports only four controllers and uses proprietary wireless transmission, while Nintendo's controllers still lack a final design.
Confirmed: what we know
Specs: The PlayStation 3 will be the first commercial device powered by the ballyhooed Cell processor, a 3.2GHz chip that Sony developed with help from IBM and Toshiba. But it's not the Cell's clock speed that has Kutaragi billing his console as an "entertainment supercomputer"--it's the chip's seven synergistic processing elements (SPEs), which work in parallel to churn out a staggering 218 gigaflops, or 218 billion floating point operations per second. In practice, that should make the PS3 especially adept at such processor-intensive activities as upconverting video and emulating past PlayStation games. Which leads us to...
Backward compatibility: This was one of the first PlayStation 3 features to be confirmed, when the ever-loquacious Ken Kutaragi promised it way back in 2003. So whether this is something that Sony planned all along or a feature it scrambled to implement once Kutaragi bragged about it, the result is the same: you'll be able to play your PlayStation and PlayStation 2 games, right out of the box, on the PlayStation 3. On the minus side, the PS3's backward compatibility will not extend to hardware, so you won't be able to access your saved games unless someone figures out a way to transfer data from a PS2 memory card to the PS3's Memory Stick Duo.
Graphics hardware: Remember how the Cell processor turns 218 billion flops? Well, the PlayStation 3's graphical processing unit (GPU) will crank out 1.8 trillion of them. Dubbed the RSX (short for reality synthesizer), this GPU has a 550MHz clock and pushes its billions of pixels through dual HDMI ports, which output a high-definition signal at up to 1080p. At E3, Jen-Hsun Huang from Nvidia--which designed the RSX for Sony--claimed that the RSX was as powerful as two Nvidia GeForce 6800 Ultra cards, which is perhaps one reason that speculation on the PS3's price tag has reached, at last count, the stratosphere.
Hard drive: One of the latest details to be confirmed for the PS3 was that the console's hard drive will be an optional accessory instead of an out-of-the-box feature; Ken Kutaragi cleverly spun the omission in Sony's favor by rationalizing that "no matter how much [space] we put in it, it won't be enough." When the hard drive does arrive, it'll carry a Linux-based operating system, which we imagine will coordinate the console's nongaming capabilities.
Blu-ray: Surprise! Sony's next-generation console will use the company's own Blu-ray discs to store high-definition content for games. That means PS3 owners will be getting a "free" Blu-ray player so that they can enjoy movies in full high-definition once they become available. The PS3 will also play standard CDs and DVDs, though it won't accept competing HD-DVD discs. While the Blu-ray format gives the PS3 a leg up on the Microsoft's Xbox 360 (which will store its games on standard DVDs), the future-friendly decision will be yet another excuse to drive up its price.
Peripherals: Like the Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Revolution, the PS3 supports multiple wireless controllers. Sony gets props for supporting up to seven simultaneous gamepads, as well as for using the Bluetooth wireless standard. By comparison, Microsoft's console supports only four controllers and uses proprietary wireless transmission, while Nintendo's controllers still lack a final design.
Friday, August 7, 2009
HK Triad Boss Dead
A senior triad was knocked down by a car and hacked to death by three men outside a five-star Hong Kong hotel, police say.
The 41-year-old was attacked outside the Shangri-La hotel in the Kowloon district of the city at 4am (0600 AEST) on Tuesday, a police spokesman said in a statement.
The victim, named in reports as senior triad boss Lee Tai-lung, was hit by the car as he stepped out of his silver Mercedes-Benz after parking it at the hotel, the South China Morning Post said on Wednesday.
"Another vehicle arrived, then several men got out of it and attacked the man with knives," chief inspector Glenn O'Neill of the anti-triad unit told the Post.
Both cars and the attackers fled the scene immediately and a police statement said two burnt-out cars which they believed to be linked to the attack were found a few hours later.
The victim suffered "serious chop wounds to his arms" and was certified dead two hours after the attack, the statement said.
An investigation is now being carried out by the police anti-triad unit, the statement said.
The Post said police were looking for at least five men in connection with the attack.
Lee was a senior member of the Sun Yee On triad group, who held an enforcer role within the group, various reports said, citing unnamed police sources.
About 40 men attended a ritual outside the hotel on Tuesday night, calling out "Come back dai lo (big brother)," the South China Morning Post reported. Triad members usually call their leader "dai lo".
Several triad gangs operate across Hong Kong and Macau and are widely involved in extortion, prostitution, drugs and copyright piracy.
Violence tends to be limited to Chinese areas away from expatriate and tourist areas.
Personally based on this case, i predit a dawn of a senior and Uprising of Junior in the particular Triad!
All Hail Triad!
I love Triad!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
my horoscope analysis
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart Optimistic and honest.. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
Its so so damn me~! Hahaha
Frens of mine dont u think its talking bout me?
Its so so damn me~! Hahaha
Frens of mine dont u think its talking bout me?
Sunday, August 2, 2009
男生有了女朋友后的20个惨状
一、没认识你之前我拿奖学金，认识你之后我差点补考。
二、我忍着让别人笑话的耻辱给你洗衣服。
三、一个苹果，都给你吃。两个苹果，我把大的给你吃。
四、同吃一条鱼，我让你吃鱼肉，我自己吃鱼头。
五、你这么难看，我还说你漂亮。我这么帅，你还说我难看。
六、出去玩都是我花钱，回来我只能吃萝卜（你省下钱当然可以自己吃鱼翅了）。
七、认识你之前我没交过女朋友。认识我之前你交了两个男朋友。
八、你生气时，我让你当出气筒。我生气时，我把自己当出气筒。
九、你想吻我的时候就可以吻我。我想吻你的时候还要经过你同意。
十、你经常打我，我从来没有打过你。
十一、有一次你问我如果你爱上别的男人了我会怎样，我说我要杀了那个男的。我又问你如果我爱上了别的女人了你会怎样，你说你要阉了我。
十二、我买了200块的衣服给你，骗你才50块。你买了30块的手表给我，骗我要300块。
十三、我把你的耳机用坏了，我买新的赔你。你把我的自行车丢了，连句对不起也没说。
十四、你生病一次，我要瘦两斤。我生病一次，你反而胖两斤（你来寝室陪我，吃光了我所有的零食。）
十五、我没嫌你矮，你却嫌我高。
十六、你来我家，我睡沙发。我去你家，还是我睡沙发。
十七、那次去看露天演唱会，你骑在我头上看得津津有味，我被你压在下面在人群中流泪。
十八、我家的狗生了，我把最好看的一条送给你。你却把你养得快要死掉的金鱼送给我，害我才养两天就得给它们送终。
十九、我给你洗了N次的袜子，从未给你丢过一只。你只在我生病的时候给我洗了两双袜子，就各丢一只。
二十、我陪你去买东西时我主动帮你提东西，你却从来没问过要不要帮我提东西。
A funny forwarded mail i received from a fren of mine i read it. and laughed like hell.. Hope that dun happen to me ~
Hahaha~!!!
二、我忍着让别人笑话的耻辱给你洗衣服。
三、一个苹果，都给你吃。两个苹果，我把大的给你吃。
四、同吃一条鱼，我让你吃鱼肉，我自己吃鱼头。
五、你这么难看，我还说你漂亮。我这么帅，你还说我难看。
六、出去玩都是我花钱，回来我只能吃萝卜（你省下钱当然可以自己吃鱼翅了）。
七、认识你之前我没交过女朋友。认识我之前你交了两个男朋友。
八、你生气时，我让你当出气筒。我生气时，我把自己当出气筒。
九、你想吻我的时候就可以吻我。我想吻你的时候还要经过你同意。
十、你经常打我，我从来没有打过你。
十一、有一次你问我如果你爱上别的男人了我会怎样，我说我要杀了那个男的。我又问你如果我爱上了别的女人了你会怎样，你说你要阉了我。
十二、我买了200块的衣服给你，骗你才50块。你买了30块的手表给我，骗我要300块。
十三、我把你的耳机用坏了，我买新的赔你。你把我的自行车丢了，连句对不起也没说。
十四、你生病一次，我要瘦两斤。我生病一次，你反而胖两斤（你来寝室陪我，吃光了我所有的零食。）
十五、我没嫌你矮，你却嫌我高。
十六、你来我家，我睡沙发。我去你家，还是我睡沙发。
十七、那次去看露天演唱会，你骑在我头上看得津津有味，我被你压在下面在人群中流泪。
十八、我家的狗生了，我把最好看的一条送给你。你却把你养得快要死掉的金鱼送给我，害我才养两天就得给它们送终。
十九、我给你洗了N次的袜子，从未给你丢过一只。你只在我生病的时候给我洗了两双袜子，就各丢一只。
二十、我陪你去买东西时我主动帮你提东西，你却从来没问过要不要帮我提东西。
A funny forwarded mail i received from a fren of mine i read it. and laughed like hell.. Hope that dun happen to me ~
Hahaha~!!!
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Hi!
Yo boys and gals im lace and im back to blogging after leaving my blog unupdated for so long. Lols. will start by a forwarded msg that i received from a fren of mine at msn mail.
Here is how it goes:
出生一张纸，开始一辈子；
毕业一张纸，奋斗一辈子；
婚姻一张纸，折磨一辈子；
做官一张纸，斗争一辈子；
金钱一张纸，辛苦一辈子；
荣誉一张纸，虚名一辈子；
看病一张纸，痛苦一辈子；
悼词一张纸，了结一辈子；
淡化这些纸，明白一辈子；
忘了这些纸，快乐一辈子!
i think it is v real! Hahah... practice it! hahaha
Here is how it goes:
出生一张纸，开始一辈子；
毕业一张纸，奋斗一辈子；
婚姻一张纸，折磨一辈子；
做官一张纸，斗争一辈子；
金钱一张纸，辛苦一辈子；
荣誉一张纸，虚名一辈子；
看病一张纸，痛苦一辈子；
悼词一张纸，了结一辈子；
淡化这些纸，明白一辈子；
忘了这些纸，快乐一辈子!
i think it is v real! Hahah... practice it! hahaha
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